you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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