I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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