Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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