i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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