Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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