is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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