So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
There's even glitter on my cock...
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