Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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