What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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