I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I am in a vortex of obligation.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
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