ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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