At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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