Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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