I like to think it a success when the cops are called
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
Randomize
