Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
