do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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