Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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