uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Who died my cat blue again?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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