Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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