You were right. It hurts to walk today.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
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