Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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