He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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