is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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