yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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