i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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