whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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