The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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