Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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