i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Randomize
