My friends, they love my intelligence
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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