Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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