You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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