some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
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