One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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