She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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