There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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