he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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