Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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