I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
PANTIES FOUND
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