I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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