this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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