why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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