It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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