the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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