Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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