i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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