Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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