ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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