I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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