Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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