so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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