I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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